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Girlfriend: "Who….whats in over there? Is he in there? What’s his name?" Me: (bewildered at all of the random and sudden questions) "I think his name is Josh" Girlfriend: "Is, who is the guy that’s above us in the replaceable. In there." Me: "I have no idea"
Girlfriend: "Will you tell me when that guy" *fades off into a mumble. Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "That guy with the blue piece" Me: "Which guy?" Girlfriend: "The one with the brain piece. You know, he had it up there" Me: "Oh yea, him. What about him?" Girlfriend: "He had the two pieces." And then she fell asleep again.
Wife: "It’s pool" Me: "What’s pool?" Wife: "It’s *mumbles* a pool. But not not not. Um, not swimming pool" Me: "Not a swimming pool?" Wife: "No. Ok?" Me: "Ok."
Fiance: "Oh, oh great" Me: "What?" Fiance: "It’s stuck up in the ceiling fan" Me: "What is?" Fiance: "Wait, maybe it’s a shadow from your head" Me: "There’s no light to make a shadow" Fiance: *asleep*
Girlfriend: "Hows that look? The log cabin stuff? Me: "what?" Girlfriend: "The log cabin in the closet. I don’t know. It looks like its…*pause*" Me: "like what?" Girlfriend: "I don’t know. You don’t need to tell anyone about this" Oh yes, yes I do.
Girlfriend: *wakes up, speaking absolute gibberish, then plays around with her night guard* Me: "What are you doing?" Girlfriend: "I’m trying to figure out these ants" Me: "What’s wrong with the ants?" Girlfriend: "You just worry about your stuff over there"
Wife: "Oh, they *mumble* the coupons." Me: "What coupons?" Wife: "I don’t know." Me: "I don’t either."
Girlfriend: *pointing at the ceiling and moving her finger as if she is following something* "Did, did you see that?" Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "Ok, I didn’t make this up. It was red, and it was like hanging down, and then it got sucked up, and then it disappeared." Me: *laughing* Girlfriend: "Wait. And now it sounds really stupid" Me: *more laughing* Girlfriend: "I gotta go" *mumbles something* Me: "What?!?" Girlfriend: "Don’t worry about it. Just ignore me"
Girlfriend: Is stuff alive over there? Me: What? Girlfriend: *Leans over to look on my side of the bed* I just picked this up over there and it was alive. And then… I shut it….and put it over there. Me: You did? Girlfriend: Yes. And it had a baby. A bad baby. But, you know, not a real one.
Girlfriend: "be careful. Just be careful!" She then pat me on the butt Me: "uh, ok?" Girlfriend: *absolutely random mumbling* *giggles* Me: "what?" Girlfriend: "oh nothing. Im just. I’m just looking for you’re safety"