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Girlfriend: *puts her arm under her pillow, lifts it up and partially sits up* *mumbles something about a rose* Me: "What are you doing?!?" Girlfriend: "I’m not doing it" Me: (I am slightly concerned at this point). "What are you not doing?" Girlfriend: "Oh, you know" Me: "No, I don’t" Girlfriend: "you know, capsizing" Me: "What??" Girlfriend: "I gotta go. My ship is sinking and I need my last beaths of air". Me: *blink* *confused* Girlfriend: "It’s my Titanic" I….have no idea. She snapped out of it when she heard me gasping for my own air from laughing so hard.
My fiance wakes up, speaking absolute gibberish and pointing down: "jfksjio and under the bed" Me: "What’s under the bed?" Fiance: "They have a stove under there" Me: "Who does?" Fiance: "I don’t know but I know they have one and it’s like…one they pass around to each other" Me: "How do you know?" Fiance: "I don’t know, but I know they have it" Me: "It’s those damned Keebler Elves again, isn’t it?" Fiance: *Sound asleep*
Girlfriend: “you’ll just have to wait and see. And I’m fully awake and in between the state where I know what’s going on and where I make blankets for invisible mary”
Girlfriend: *pointing at the ceiling and moving her finger as if she is following something* "Did, did you see that?" Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "Ok, I didn’t make this up. It was red, and it was like hanging down, and then it got sucked up, and then it disappeared." Me: *laughing* Girlfriend: "Wait. And now it sounds really stupid" Me: *more laughing* Girlfriend: "I gotta go" *mumbles something* Me: "What?!?" Girlfriend: "Don’t worry about it. Just ignore me"
Wife: "Oh, they *mumble* the coupons." Me: "What coupons?" Wife: "I don’t know." Me: "I don’t either."
Fiance: *mumbles quite a bit and points at her pillow* "Theres another million under there…" *mumbles* Me: "What?" Fiance: "Yea, under there. I’m not getting near there." *inches towards the foot of the bed* Me: "Really?" Fiance: "It’s a million. all bees." *continues to inch towards the foot of the bed* Me: "where are you going?" Fiance: "Getting away. They can get off me." *falls asleep*
Fiance: "Oh, oh great" Me: "What?" Fiance: "It’s stuck up in the ceiling fan" Me: "What is?" Fiance: "Wait, maybe it’s a shadow from your head" Me: "There’s no light to make a shadow" Fiance: *asleep*
Girlfriend: *Tosses and turns rapidly* "Mom!" Me: "It’s just me. You’re ok, nothing is trying to get you" GF: "What was that noise?" Me: "I just sniffled a second ago. I’m still sick" GF: "What does that represent? I mean, represent" Me: "I have no idea. What do you think it represents?" And then no reply. She had already fallen back asleep.
Fiance: "what?" Me: "I didn’t say anything" Fiance: *pointing at the wall* "ok, so you saw that" Me: "saw what?" Fiance: "ok, the cups were the stereo and your glasses were up there. It all makes sense" Me: "No, no it doesn’t. You’re crazy." Fiance: "no it was. It works." Me: "Really?" Fiance: *asleep again*
Fiance: "Do you want me to hold that?" Me: "Hold what?" Fiance: "What you’re working on. I’ll hold that if you want" Me: "You want to hold my laptop?" Fiance: "If you want me to" Me: "I think I’m ok to hold it" And she’s fast asleep again.