It’s half there! Our equipment is ready in the cabinet and feed-line is on the tower. The side-arm is on the tower and ready as well. We will be installing the antenna and terminating the feed-line this weekend. Once that is done the W0FZY-1 will be in full production!
Wife: “Hey! What are you doing?!?”
Me: “I’m reading and you’re having a nightmare”
Wife: “No, I’m wide awake. Who is Jezma?”
Wife: “You just said you were Jezma”
Me: “I did not”
Wife: “Oh shit, I wish I recorded this. You thought you were Jezma and now you feel like a dumb dumb”
Me: “Sure, let’s go with that”
Wife: "Hey. I moved over so you have more room in *mumbles*" Me: "More room in what?" Wife: "In the button area. You can have more room." Me: "Why do I need more room?" Wife: "I don’t know. But I thought you wanted more room for the buttons"
Girlfriend: "Do….what should I do? Should I go around the edge?" Me: "What edge?" Girlfriend: "The edge here. Should I go on that?" Me: "Maybe? What are the options?" Girlfriend: "What…what should I do? What do you want me to do?" Me: "I don’t know?" Girlfriend: "I’m gonna do what I’m doing."
Fiance: "So anyone can have one but it’s not just me. See?" Me: "Anyone can have what?" Fiance: "Ok, are we really going to do this again?" Me: "Yes." Fiance: "Do you not understand?" Me: "No. Explain it to me" Fiance: "Can’t I just tell you later?" Me: "No, I’ll forget" Fiance: "Ok, listen, Re-re. Anyone can get one, it’s a prize. It’s a candle, but not just me, anyone can have one. Ok?" Me: "Anyone?" Fiance: "yes"
Wife: "Did you get your present yet?" Me: "My what?" Wife: "Your yoyo" Me: "I don’t think it’s here yet" Wife: "Mmkay"
Girlfriend: *pointing at the ceiling and moving her finger as if she is following something* "Did, did you see that?" Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "Ok, I didn’t make this up. It was red, and it was like hanging down, and then it got sucked up, and then it disappeared." Me: *laughing* Girlfriend: "Wait. And now it sounds really stupid" Me: *more laughing* Girlfriend: "I gotta go" *mumbles something* Me: "What?!?" Girlfriend: "Don’t worry about it. Just ignore me"
Wife: *mumbles franticly* "I don’t want to, don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Why would I make you disappear?" Wife: "I don’t know but no more. I don’t like it. Don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Ok, I won’t make you disappear."
Girlfriend: Is stuff alive over there? Me: What? Girlfriend: *Leans over to look on my side of the bed* I just picked this up over there and it was alive. And then… I shut it….and put it over there. Me: You did? Girlfriend: Yes. And it had a baby. A bad baby. But, you know, not a real one.
Girlfriend: "Hey, where’s Jillian?" Me: "She’s on the roof" Girlfriend: "Yea right. If she was she would poop so hard the ceiling would fall."
Wife: "It’s better here. I like it here." Me: "Where?" Wife: "Hey, do you need help? I need to clean." Me: "Why do you need to clean?" Wife: "I just thought to help you. I already asked, didn’t I?"