It’s half there! Our equipment is ready in the cabinet and feed-line is on the tower. The side-arm is on the tower and ready as well. We will be installing the antenna and terminating the feed-line this weekend. Once that is done the W0FZY-1 will be in full production!
Wife: "Did you get your present yet?" Me: "My what?" Wife: "Your yoyo" Me: "I don’t think it’s here yet" Wife: "Mmkay"
Girlfriend: "Do….what should I do? Should I go around the edge?" Me: "What edge?" Girlfriend: "The edge here. Should I go on that?" Me: "Maybe? What are the options?" Girlfriend: "What…what should I do? What do you want me to do?" Me: "I don’t know?" Girlfriend: "I’m gonna do what I’m doing."
Fiance: *mumbling* "If I had a suit" Me: "A what?" Fiance: *pointing randomly at the ceiling* "I could get up there if I had a soup, er, shoot, suit. On the shelf" Me: "An elf on the shelf?" Fiance: "No, dummy, suit on shelf." And she’s out again.
Fiance: "This…This is why I’ve had so much trouble. It’s like, it’s like this piece of hair made of plastic. You know, it’s like plaster and it’s just I don’t know I’m not going to explain it."
Fiance: "Hey?!? Are you ok?!?" Me: *confused* "yes" Fiance: "Are you sure?! You said you were doomed!" Me: "No, that was a cough." Fiance: *starting to wake up* "wait….."
Girlfriend: *pointing at the ceiling and moving her finger as if she is following something* "Did, did you see that?" Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "Ok, I didn’t make this up. It was red, and it was like hanging down, and then it got sucked up, and then it disappeared." Me: *laughing* Girlfriend: "Wait. And now it sounds really stupid" Me: *more laughing* Girlfriend: "I gotta go" *mumbles something* Me: "What?!?" Girlfriend: "Don’t worry about it. Just ignore me"
Fiance: "I hope you don’t mind. I moved the bed" Me: "you did?" (The bed was not moved at all.) Fiance: "yea. I used that thing where there is 4 instead of 3. And you tie it at the top." Me: "It’s kind of cold in here" Fiance: "Lay down and you’ll get warm, then you will be cold" Me: "Is that how it works?" Fiance: *asleep again*
Girlfriend: “you’ll just have to wait and see. And I’m fully awake and in between the state where I know what’s going on and where I make blankets for invisible mary”
Fiance: "wait, is that one more?" Me: "It’s always one more" Fiance: "ugh I’m always one behind. It makes me crazy" Me: "You’re crazy already." Fiance: "I know it makes me crazy. I can’t catch up" Me: "Try running" Fiance: "I can’t its always one more"