Here are some posts from friends websites:


  • Fiance: *mumbling* "If I had a suit"
    Me: "A what?"
    Fiance: *pointing randomly at the ceiling* "I could get up there if I had a soup, er, shoot, suit. On the shelf"
    Me: "An elf on the shelf?"
    Fiance: "No, dummy, suit on shelf."
    And she’s out again.
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