{"id":136,"date":"2013-12-27T23:21:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-28T04:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzydice.net\/?page_id=136"},"modified":"2014-03-04T21:48:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T02:48:41","slug":"sleep-babble","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.fuzzydice.net\/?page_id=136","title":{"rendered":"Sleep Babble"},"content":{"rendered":"

5 Random Babbles:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Wife: "What? MOM!?!"
Me: "She’s not here."
Wife: "Oh. I’m worried about the pony"
Me: "What pony?"
Wife: "The pony. Coming out of the cage."
Me: "When did you get a pony?"
Wife: *asleep*<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t<\/div>\n

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<\/span>Girlfriend: "That will be it. Sticky paws."
Me: "What?!"
Girlfriend: "That will be your detective name. Sticky paws."<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t<\/div>\n

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<\/span>Wife: "Oh…my….gosh. Don’t move over. There’s, this…"
And then she starts grabbing at invisible stuff on the bed and tosses it off to the side.
Me: "What are you doing? I was using those."
Wife: "There’s this huge thing of hair. And not just your hair, it’s mine too"<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t<\/div>\n

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<\/span>Girlfriend: “you’ll just have to wait and see. And I’m fully awake and in between the state where I know what’s going on and where I make blankets for invisible mary”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t<\/div>\n

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<\/span>While playing "Thrift Shop" on Spotify…
Erin: "Is this my, uh, my theme list?"
Me: "Your what?"
Erin: "My theme list that I was working on"
Me: "I guess so."
Erin: "oh, ok"<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t<\/div>\n

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