Sleep Babble

5 Random Babbles:

Girlfriend: "Who….whats in over there? Is he in there? What’s his name?"
Me: (bewildered at all of the random and sudden questions) "I think his name is Josh"
Girlfriend: "Is, who is the guy that’s above us in the replaceable. In there."
Me: "I have no idea"

Wife: "It’s better here. I like it here."
Me: "Where?"
Wife: "Hey, do you need help? I need to clean."
Me: "Why do you need to clean?"
Wife: "I just thought to help you. I already asked, didn’t I?"

Wife: “Hey! What are you doing?!?”

Me: “I’m reading and you’re having a nightmare”

Wife: “No, I’m wide awake. Who is Jezma?”

Me: “What?”

Wife: “You just said you were Jezma”

Me: “I did not”

Wife: “Oh shit, I wish I recorded this. You thought you were Jezma and now you feel like a dumb dumb”

Me: “Sure, let’s go with that”

Fiance: "huh? But it’s free"
Me: "What’s free?"
Fiance: "The thing on my phone. It’s, where. You know."
Me: "What is it?"
Fiance: "It’s for the phone. The sound of wild horses, free, for iPhones."
Me: "I like free"

Fiance: "Do you want me to hold that?"
Me: "Hold what?"
Fiance: "What you’re working on. I’ll hold that if you want"
Me: "You want to hold my laptop?"
Fiance: "If you want me to"
Me: "I think I’m ok to hold it"
And she’s fast asleep again.