Lately at work we’ve been converting almost everything to use Kerberos authentication. This allows machines that are logged into our Active Directory domain to automatically login to various web resources. This seems to work fine on Mac OS with Safari with zero config. Firefox takes a config change but Google Chrome has been a huge problem child. Luckily this has been fixed in recent versions of Chrome to allow us to set the settings via “defaults write”. There was a shoddy hack being described some time ago that you could load up Workgroup Manager and set the Chrome policy there, but the More >
Girlfriend: "That will be it. Sticky paws." Me: "What?!" Girlfriend: "That will be your detective name. Sticky paws."
Wife: "Oh, they *mumble* the coupons." Me: "What coupons?" Wife: "I don’t know." Me: "I don’t either."
Fiance: "You okay?" Me: "Yea. My eye itches" Fiance: "So it’s ok now?" Me: "Yep" Fiance, in a mocking voice: "How does that happen? Whoop, my eye’s all better now. *giggles*" Me: "Don’t laugh, that can happen" She fell back asleep at this point
Girlfriend: "Who….whats in over there? Is he in there? What’s his name?" Me: (bewildered at all of the random and sudden questions) "I think his name is Josh" Girlfriend: "Is, who is the guy that’s above us in the replaceable. In there." Me: "I have no idea"
Wife: "Sounds like Mousetrap" Me: "What?"
Wife wakes up in a panic and covers her head with her pillow, yelling. Wife: "No, no, no, no! I don’t want to play! Seriously I’m not playing this game!" Me: "what game do you think we are playing?" Wife: "Well, I guess I can play for a little" Me: "What are we playing?" Wife: "The game with the cup. Where we have to put the guy in the cup. I don’t know. Right?" Me: "What cup? What guy? I don’t see that here." Wife: "I don’t know. The guy that we flip."
Girlfriend: "be careful. Just be careful!" She then pat me on the butt Me: "uh, ok?" Girlfriend: *absolutely random mumbling* *giggles* Me: "what?" Girlfriend: "oh nothing. Im just. I’m just looking for you’re safety"
Girlfriend wakes up abruptly, looks around the room…. Girlfriend: "Ok, don’t think I’m crazy. Do this…" She covers her face with her hands, as if she is hiding, but allows a small crack between her hands so she can look through. Me: "I have absolutely no idea what the hell you are doing" Girlfriend: "It’s just weird. When that stuff was moving. You just have to see it" At this point all I could do was laugh. I had absolutely no response.
Wife: “Hey! What are you doing?!?”
Me: “I’m reading and you’re having a nightmare”
Wife: “No, I’m wide awake. Who is Jezma?”
Wife: “You just said you were Jezma”
Me: “I did not”
Wife: “Oh shit, I wish I recorded this. You thought you were Jezma and now you feel like a dumb dumb”
Me: “Sure, let’s go with that”
Wife: *mumbles franticly* "I don’t want to, don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Why would I make you disappear?" Wife: "I don’t know but no more. I don’t like it. Don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Ok, I won’t make you disappear."