Lately at work we’ve been converting almost everything to use Kerberos authentication. This allows machines that are logged into our Active Directory domain to automatically login to various web resources. This seems to work fine on Mac OS with Safari with zero config. Firefox takes a config change but Google Chrome has been a huge problem child. Luckily this has been fixed in recent versions of Chrome to allow us to set the settings via “defaults write”. There was a shoddy hack being described some time ago that you could load up Workgroup Manager and set the Chrome policy there, but the More >
Wife: *mumbles franticly* "I don’t want to, don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Why would I make you disappear?" Wife: "I don’t know but no more. I don’t like it. Don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Ok, I won’t make you disappear."
My girlfriend wakes up, looks at me, points then says… Girlfriend: "I think she will mow the sunshine." Me: "The sunsine needs mowing again?" She was asleep again before she could respond.
Wife: "Oh, they *mumble* the coupons." Me: "What coupons?" Wife: "I don’t know." Me: "I don’t either."
Fiance: "I don’t have it" Me: "Don’t have what?" Fiance: "The, Oregon trail. I need it." Me: "ok?" Fiance: *asleep*
Wife: "Sounds like Mousetrap" Me: "What?"
Wife: "Woa! That’s beautiful! Where did you get that?" Me: "Get what?" Wife: "That picture! Do you see it?" Me: "I sure do." Wife: "Do you have it? It’s over there, I can see it." Me: "No I don’t think so." Wife: "Oh. Ok."
Wife: *wigs out* Me: "Are you ok?" Wife: "I don’t know why you won’t just go trick or treating with me" Me: "Wait, what?" Wife: "This is why we can’t just talk about it because you won’t go" Me: "What are you talking about?" Wife: "We were supposed to go trick or treating but you are laughing at me and won’t go"
Girlfriend: *pointing at the ceiling and moving her finger as if she is following something* "Did, did you see that?" Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "Ok, I didn’t make this up. It was red, and it was like hanging down, and then it got sucked up, and then it disappeared." Me: *laughing* Girlfriend: "Wait. And now it sounds really stupid" Me: *more laughing* Girlfriend: "I gotta go" *mumbles something* Me: "What?!?" Girlfriend: "Don’t worry about it. Just ignore me"
Wife: "It’s better here. I like it here." Me: "Where?" Wife: "Hey, do you need help? I need to clean." Me: "Why do you need to clean?" Wife: "I just thought to help you. I already asked, didn’t I?"
Fiance: *mumbling* "If I had a suit" Me: "A what?" Fiance: *pointing randomly at the ceiling* "I could get up there if I had a soup, er, shoot, suit. On the shelf" Me: "An elf on the shelf?" Fiance: "No, dummy, suit on shelf." And she’s out again.