Lately at work we’ve been converting almost everything to use Kerberos authentication. This allows machines that are logged into our Active Directory domain to automatically login to various web resources. This seems to work fine on Mac OS with Safari with zero config. Firefox takes a config change but Google Chrome has been a huge problem child. Luckily this has been fixed in recent versions of Chrome to allow us to set the settings via “defaults write”. There was a shoddy hack being described some time ago that you could load up Workgroup Manager and set the Chrome policy there, but the More >
Fiance: *mumbling* "If I had a suit" Me: "A what?" Fiance: *pointing randomly at the ceiling* "I could get up there if I had a soup, er, shoot, suit. On the shelf" Me: "An elf on the shelf?" Fiance: "No, dummy, suit on shelf." And she’s out again.
Wife: *mumbles franticly* "I don’t want to, don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Why would I make you disappear?" Wife: "I don’t know but no more. I don’t like it. Don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Ok, I won’t make you disappear."
Girlfriend: "I’m not looking! I’m not looking! I promise!" She then covered her face with the sheets and again said "I’m not looking! Ok!" Me: "What are you not looking at?" Girlfriend: "I don’t know. Something stupid" *giggles* Me: "You will never remember this. And it’s almost a shame" Girlfriend: "Probably"
Girlfriend: *awakens and looks surprised* "ooooh my!" *points at celing* "Do you see that?" Me: "See what?" Girlfriend: "That thing over there" (she is still pointing up). "It’s kind of cool. It’s blue. It looks like a blackberry smell" Me: "A what?"
Wife: "Did you get your present yet?" Me: "My what?" Wife: "Your yoyo" Me: "I don’t think it’s here yet" Wife: "Mmkay"
Fiance: *mumbles quite a bit and points at her pillow* "Theres another million under there…" *mumbles* Me: "What?" Fiance: "Yea, under there. I’m not getting near there." *inches towards the foot of the bed* Me: "Really?" Fiance: "It’s a million. all bees." *continues to inch towards the foot of the bed* Me: "where are you going?" Fiance: "Getting away. They can get off me." *falls asleep*
Fiance: "So anyone can have one but it’s not just me. See?" Me: "Anyone can have what?" Fiance: "Ok, are we really going to do this again?" Me: "Yes." Fiance: "Do you not understand?" Me: "No. Explain it to me" Fiance: "Can’t I just tell you later?" Me: "No, I’ll forget" Fiance: "Ok, listen, Re-re. Anyone can get one, it’s a prize. It’s a candle, but not just me, anyone can have one. Ok?" Me: "Anyone?" Fiance: "yes"
Girlfriend: *wakes up, speaking absolute gibberish, then plays around with her night guard* Me: "What are you doing?" Girlfriend: "I’m trying to figure out these ants" Me: "What’s wrong with the ants?" Girlfriend: "You just worry about your stuff over there"
Wife: "Oh, they *mumble* the coupons." Me: "What coupons?" Wife: "I don’t know." Me: "I don’t either."
My girlfriend wakes up, looks at me, points then says… Girlfriend: "I think she will mow the sunshine." Me: "The sunsine needs mowing again?" She was asleep again before she could respond.