Lately at work we’ve been converting almost everything to use Kerberos authentication. This allows machines that are logged into our Active Directory domain to automatically login to various web resources. This seems to work fine on Mac OS with Safari with zero config. Firefox takes a config change but Google Chrome has been a huge problem child. Luckily this has been fixed in recent versions of Chrome to allow us to set the settings via “defaults write”. There was a shoddy hack being described some time ago that you could load up Workgroup Manager and set the Chrome policy there, but the More >
Fiance: "I, I don’t like that. *points* The king is back there." Me: "Why?" Fiance: "Because I’m going to sell him" Me: "Why are you going to sell him?" Fiance: "I don’t know. It’s genuinely like, what, what happened." Fiance: *giggles* "But it’s not my problem."
Girlfriend: "Will you tell me when that guy" *fades off into a mumble. Me: "What?" Girlfriend: "That guy with the blue piece" Me: "Which guy?" Girlfriend: "The one with the brain piece. You know, he had it up there" Me: "Oh yea, him. What about him?" Girlfriend: "He had the two pieces." And then she fell asleep again.
Girlfriend: "Hey, where’s Jillian?" Me: "She’s on the roof" Girlfriend: "Yea right. If she was she would poop so hard the ceiling would fall."
Fiance: "So anyone can have one but it’s not just me. See?" Me: "Anyone can have what?" Fiance: "Ok, are we really going to do this again?" Me: "Yes." Fiance: "Do you not understand?" Me: "No. Explain it to me" Fiance: "Can’t I just tell you later?" Me: "No, I’ll forget" Fiance: "Ok, listen, Re-re. Anyone can get one, it’s a prize. It’s a candle, but not just me, anyone can have one. Ok?" Me: "Anyone?" Fiance: "yes"
Fiance: *mumbles quite a bit and points at her pillow* "Theres another million under there…" *mumbles* Me: "What?" Fiance: "Yea, under there. I’m not getting near there." *inches towards the foot of the bed* Me: "Really?" Fiance: "It’s a million. all bees." *continues to inch towards the foot of the bed* Me: "where are you going?" Fiance: "Getting away. They can get off me." *falls asleep*
Wife: *mumbles franticly* "I don’t want to, don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Why would I make you disappear?" Wife: "I don’t know but no more. I don’t like it. Don’t make me disappear!" Me: "Ok, I won’t make you disappear."
Wife: "It’s better here. I like it here." Me: "Where?" Wife: "Hey, do you need help? I need to clean." Me: "Why do you need to clean?" Wife: "I just thought to help you. I already asked, didn’t I?"
Fiance: "huh? But it’s free" Me: "What’s free?" Fiance: "The thing on my phone. It’s, where. You know." Me: "What is it?" Fiance: "It’s for the phone. The sound of wild horses, free, for iPhones." Me: "I like free"
Wife: *Freaks out and gets out of bed, walks to the bathroom* Wife: "She’s trying to get in the bed!" Me: "What are you doing?" Wife: "I’m not buying those effing crayons" Me: "What?" Wife: "I’m not buying those damn crayons for her anymore"
My girlfriend wakes up, looks at me, points then says… Girlfriend: "I think she will mow the sunshine." Me: "The sunsine needs mowing again?" She was asleep again before she could respond.